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100 Boyfriend Qualities | The Frisky

soupsoup:

trainwrecks:

robot-heart:

snickerdoodle

For Kellen:

My Next Boyfriend…

…will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.

Although the whole thing is pretty good.

Wtf? Yeah, I’d totally rather have a honking blood diamond to haul around so everyone knows I’m some dude’s property and they better not step than a fucking SKEEBALL LANE IN MY HOUSE so I could fucking play some awesome fun skeeball whenever I wanted. Shit like this is why soupsoup can continue justifying his shitty attitudes toward women.

I’d prefer the skeeball lane, if thats cool with her.

Can I have both?




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