100 Boyfriend Qualities | The Frisky

soupsoup:

trainwrecks:

robot-heart:

snickerdoodle

For Kellen:

My Next Boyfriend…

…will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.

Although the whole thing is pretty good.

Wtf? Yeah, I’d totally rather have a honking blood diamond to haul around so everyone knows I’m some dude’s property and they better not step than a fucking SKEEBALL LANE IN MY HOUSE so I could fucking play some awesome fun skeeball whenever I wanted. Shit like this is why soupsoup can continue justifying his shitty attitudes toward women.

I’d prefer the skeeball lane, if thats cool with her.

Can I have both?

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  1. dammitsarah reblogged this from jessicachu
  2. tumblndice reblogged this from nicepants and added:
    Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...
  3. coolerthanthat reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”
  4. nicepants reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    scrape my brain out
  5. dianeli reblogged this from jessicachu
  6. tikayiyay reblogged this from carmenmariah
  7. shaunbwilson reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?
  8. hellofriend reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...
  9. teenageaunt reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...
  10. carmenmariah reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...
  11. everythingbut reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...
  12. squirrelly reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.
  13. crowth reblogged this from thesophie and added:
    There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…
  14. moamy reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...
  15. dazzlingdelta reblogged this from mustanghalle and added:
    i like short guys. who the fuck cares?
  16. thesophie reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,
  17. lizlet reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:
    Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...
  18. mdfsmash reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Can I have both?
  19. pleaseshowmehowtolive reblogged this from peterwknox
  20. peterwknox reblogged this from jesssica and added:
    leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...
  21. mustanghalle reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...
  22. awkwardcity reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...
  23. bryanboova reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...
  24. sarahchristine reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get
  25. beautifulyou reblogged this from jessicachu
  26. jessicachu reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...
  27. debacle reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
    these. But I honestly do not think a single man exists out there with all...these...
  28. jesssica reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
    robot-heart:snickerdoodle These are
  29. jilllian reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    “perfect” man and expect him to land on your doorstep. Yes, we all, men and women both, make our little lists of desired...
  30. katieschenk reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...
  31. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:
    As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...
  32. catnoises reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...
  33. oooohindiekid reblogged this from ryanluce and added:
    Yes, but take into account who’s actually writing that shit. We all know the “writers” at The Frisky are a bunch of vain...
  34. daysgobye reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    #6!!! Thanks ex-boyfriend for getting high before our dates…
  35. snickerdoodle posted this
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