For Kellen:
My
NextBoyfriend……will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.
Although the whole thing is pretty good.
Wtf? Yeah, I’d totally rather have a honking blood diamond to haul around so everyone knows I’m some dude’s property and they better not step than a fucking SKEEBALL LANE IN MY HOUSE so I could fucking play some awesome fun skeeball whenever I wanted. Shit like this is why soupsoup can continue justifying his shitty attitudes toward women.
I’d prefer the skeeball lane, if thats cool with her.
Can I have both?
