This would totally work with me*
“In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this…. The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left.”
[via Scott]
* not really
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imstuckinabag reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:
WAIT, this technique doesn’t...girls?!?!?! mdfsmash:
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candywrapped reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
1:00 - 2:28 douche 29 - end. rapist/psychopath/serial killer.
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soupsoup reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:
If you want to learn how to charm the pants off a woman, look no further than this guy’s smooth, subtle approach.
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