MDF(smash)

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore:

I just said (breathlessly) “ohmygoodness”.

How do I get a pet elephant (short of robbing the Baltimore Zoo…)?

Second question: Are they good with high-strung pet dogs? I think Buca and Bodie would like an elephant friend.

copula:

best frnds (dog/cat is old stuff !!) (via Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics!)

 GASP!!! Can I have one mom?? PLEAAAAASE???? I’ll eat brussel sprouts and everything! Did I mention I will love him forever?? Cause I will!