I admit it, I’m thinking about signing up for Twitter.
Someone, please, talk me out of this idea. Or into it.do it and i whup the fuckin’ tar outta yr ass. seriously. i will beat you to within an inch of your life if you jump on that elementary school level slumberparty circle jerk. if you sign up and i see you pulling out your shitty little motorola razr every 45 fucking seconds to check tweets i will cave your brittle little skull in with a paving stone or length of iron pipe. don’t test me on this shit justin, i will kill you boneyard dead.
let michelle use it, it suits her just fine. but you: do it and you will die by my hands.
You know, Justin, you were looking for an argument to persuade you to sign up, or not sign up, and I have to say I think superdoofus-stratodrive might have made a stronger case than I did ;) but the excellent thing about twitter is that you can avoid that annoyance he mentioned, and not have mobile alerts on, and instead choose to check twitter online whenever you please. It could be to spread the word about your latest video, or holla at @wallyx. Really, it’s for some, not all (as Jared says), but I couldn’t go down with out a proper response to him calling me an “elementary level slumberparty circle jerk.” BTW, this little conversation we’re having… it’s JUST LIKE TWITTER, only more than 140 characters at a time :) Oh, well, I forgot that one point Jared made about beating your ass. I have a feeling, and maybe it’s only a hunch, but if Jared and I were to both take our turn beating you up, I would think that you’d be feeling much worse after he took his turn. OR, I could go after him, and then it would seem you would feel worse after my turn. BTW, Jared, I like slumber parties. And elementary school too!
