spytap:

ladimcbeth:

Oh, Jay Smooth, how I do love thee. Fucking rock star, this guy.

soupsoup:

generic1:

“… which means, Larry Johnson, that when you call that guy a “Christopher Street Boy” and you think it’s a clever way to call him soft and wimpy, you’re actually talking about people who are famous for winning a bar fight against a gang of cops.

You’re talking about the people who started a movement by showing the world that “gay” doesn’t mean “weak”.

You’re talking about people, Larry Johnson, that are way tougher and more courageous than you will ever be in your life.

That is who Christopher Street Boys are.”

-jsmooth

I want Jay Smooth to talk about everything ever. I’m going to email him lectures on particle physics and ask him to record commentary. I want my Google Voice account to have a Jay Smooth setting where he transcribes my voicemail and reads them back to me with awesome background music - or even better, he could just read back the comically inaccurate transcriptions Google does on its own. I want him to provide a first-person narrative voiceover for my life, like an old hard-boiled detective film.

Jay Smooth, will you…will you be my Morgan Freeman?

Love it.

Source: generic1

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  3. sarahcooley reblogged this from ericmortensen and added:
    I love Jay Smooth. I agree that I want him to talk about everything ever!
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    BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE I listen to Jay Smooth before sales calls. Not only to get fired up, but to remember what we’re...
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    I want Jay Smooth to talk about everything ever. I’m going to email him lectures on particle physics and ask him to...
  9. ladimcbeth reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Oh, Jay Smooth, how I do love thee. Fucking rock star, this guy.
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  13. rillawafers reblogged this from thepoliticalpartygirl and added:
    always the best line.. “I don’t think it means what you think it means.” jsmooth is always on point.
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    *licks finger* ssssssssssssss
  19. littleorphanammo reblogged this from thepoliticalpartygirl and added:
    Is J smooth the most sensible, rational and eloquent person in these here U-nited States? (the only acceptable answer...
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