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Mega Millions jackpot is now $500 million. Who is buying tickets?

I have a rule. If it’s above $300 million, I get a ticket. Then I dream.

This week’s dream: The best cancer treatment money can buy for my mom (painfully sobering to know that millions can’t just cure someone of cancer), pay off student loans, start investing, and someday my dream wedding. 

Truth be told I’ll get there with or without the lottery, but I love dreaming :)

Source: nbcnightlynews

    • #lottery
    • #kitfu
    • #dreams
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I knew it would happen one day

Me: Jason, what the hell does :$ or :s mean!?!?!? People in Colombia are tweeting about us with that. (ex. esa es :$)

Jason: Uh, no idea.

Me: I feel old. And out of touch. I knew it would happen. WHAT ARE THE KIDS SAYING????

Jason: Urban dictionary says dirty money.

Me: But the kids are LAUGHING? I think. I’m so confused. I need a Colombian teenager. 

    • #:S
    • #:$
    • #twitter
    • #emoticon
    • #i'm old
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Brian and I have decided that Camille is a SCHNORKIE. And Schnorkie has to be the best made up name for a mixed breed dog next to Schnoodle. So, Yorkie/Miniature Schnauzer it is. There was just no way she was a Yorkie/Bichon. Didn’t fit. 
Brb, gotta go order this sweatshirt from CafePress.
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Brian and I have decided that Camille is a SCHNORKIE. And Schnorkie has to be the best made up name for a mixed breed dog next to Schnoodle. So, Yorkie/Miniature Schnauzer it is. There was just no way she was a Yorkie/Bichon. Didn’t fit. 

Brb, gotta go order this sweatshirt from CafePress.

    • #camille
    • #schnorkie
    • #puppy
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EPIC EPIC EPIC dessert w/ some of my closest friend at Gravy on Saturday night. If you haven’t been, you are MISSING OUT! 

    • #gravy
    • #nyc
    • #food
    • #good lord
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Uh, I think I need these for my desk.
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Uh, I think I need these for my desk.

Source: architectura

    • #elephants
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siliconvalleyryangosling:

Hey girl.  Calling out systemic sexism within tech needs to be done by the whole community.  And that’s the kind of callout validator we really need.
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siliconvalleyryangosling:

Hey girl.  Calling out systemic sexism within tech needs to be done by the whole community.  And that’s the kind of callout validator we really need.

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Yep, having a puppy, still not old. Adopting @camillescorner was one of the best decisions I ever made :) #puppylove

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